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Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Director: Todd Strauss-Schulson Cast:Kal Penn, John Cho, Neil Patrick Harris
Rating: **
Marijuana smoke, mounds of cocaine and little, bitty Ecstasy pills. Urine, feces and semen. Topless nuns, stoned kids and a bloody Santa Claus. And of course, a singing and dancing Neil Patrick Harris.
These are among the many things that get thrown at the wall -- sometimes literally -- in 'A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas'.Very few of them stick. This third film in the 'Harold & Kumar' franchise is inordinately jacked up with visual effects and peppy holiday music, but nothing can disguise the fact that this series has run out of steam, that the film's stars have outgrown the roles that made them famous.
Even references to the celebrity they've achieved outside these movies -- that John Cho played Sulu in J.J. Abrams' 'Star Trek' and Kal Penn worked for President Obama's administration in the White House Office of Public Engagement -- feel too cute. And as is so often the case, they're just not all that funny. Much of the humor comes from the same tired, repetitive stoner shtick. The main difference is that when someone takes a long hit off a bong (or joint or pipe), the smoke comes wafting toward you from the screen.
Yes, the use of 3-D is super gimmicky, but hey, at least director Todd Strauss-Schulson is consistent in staying with it the whole way through in making his first feature. Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, who wrote the 2004 cult hit 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle' and wrote and directed the 2008 sequel 'Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay', are credited with the screenplay, but very little of the original daring and verve remains.
By this point, Cho's Harold and Penn's Kumar have grown apart. Harold is a Wall Street big shot (with the obligatory protestors chanting outside his window) living a comfortable suburban life and trying to have a baby with his wife, Maria (Paula Garces). Kumar, meanwhile, remains disheveled and stoned all day in his rundown apartment, having been kicked out of medical school for failing a drug test.
A convoluted set of circumstances involving deflowering a virgin, finding the perfect Christmas tree and outsmarting Ukrainian mobsters creates the opportunity for these two old friends to reconcile. They also get a chance to reunite with Harris, who revisits the role that helped reinvigorate his career: a fictionalized, drugged-up, hyper-sexualized (and voraciously straight) version of himself. Harris smoothly rides a fine line between smiling, preening TV star and scheming, predatory fiend. When he's on screen, there's an exciting and even dangerous air about the movie that's missing elsewhere, with the raunchiness of the R-rated comedy now seeming so pervasive and tame.
A couple of other elements to point out in this hodgepodge of cinematic styles and silly subplots: a Claymation sequence when the pals go on a bad drug trip that's darkly paranoid and good for a few laughs; and the Wafflebot, a talking droid that serves fresh waffles and loyally follows its owner. You don't have to have the munchies to enjoy it, but being under the influence of something might make the film a lot more effective. 'A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas', a Warner Bros. release, is rated R for strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, pervasive language, drug use and some violence. Running time: 90 minutes.

Tower Heist

Director: Brett Ratner Cast: Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, Casey Affleck.
Rating: ***1/2
'Tower Heist' is an ensemble, and a strong one at that, led by Ben Stiller, Alan Alda, Matthew Broderick, Casey Affleck and Tea Leoni. But Brett Ratner's blast of an action comedy truly brings out the best in Eddie Murphy, something many of us may have forgotten even existed.
Fast-talking, flummoxed and full of false bravado, Murphy gives a performance as a low-level thief that recalls his signature work in the movies that made him a superstar in the mid-1980s -- like '48 Hours' and 'Beverly Hills Cop'. When Murphy's on screen in his classic comic mode, it's hard to focus on anyone or anything else. It's as if we've turned back time and erased all those family-friendly duds and lame laughers that required him to climb into yet another fat suit or talk to even more animals.
'Tower Heist' deflates a bit when Murphy's not around, but for the most part, Ratner's movie is slick and crowd-pleasing -- even more successfully so than his 'Rush Hour' films -- and it couldn't be more relevant in exploring the disparity between the haves and have-nots. Following 'In Time', this is the second week in a row with a new release that plays like 'Robin Hood' for the Occupy Wall Street crowd.
Stiller stars as Josh, the longtime manager of a luxury high-rise in Manhattan; it's actually the Trump International Hotel and Tower at Columbus Circle. When the financial guru who lives in the penthouse is charged with stealing billions from his investors -- including the hardworking tower staff -- Josh comes up with a plan to steal their money back. Alan Alda plays this Bernard Madoff figure with just the right mix of affability and sleaze.
But Josh's accomplices, a posse consisting of residents and employees played by Broderick, Affleck, Michael Pena and Gabourey Sidibe, aren't exactly up to the task. They've never stolen anything in their lives. The fact that the financier Shaw is under house arrest complicates their plan further.
So Josh enlists Murphy's character, Slide, whom he's known since they were kids, to give them some tips. Slide isn't nearly the criminal mastermind he professes himself to be, but these guys don't know that; in one amusing montage, he sends them out to shoplift random items at the mall just to prove they can rip off something.
One of the genius elements of the script -- credited to Ted Griffin ('Ocean's Eleven') and Jeff Nathanson ('Catch Me If You Can') -- is that it actually fleshes these characters out, which makes you care about whether they can pull this thing off. And the vivid childhood memories Josh and Slide have of each other is a running joke that adds to the movie's absurdity; Stiller is solid and hits just the right tone as the righteously indignant anchor at the center of this increasing mayhem.
At the same time, Josh strikes up an unlikely flirtation with the tough-as-nails FBI agent on the case, played by Tea Leoni. She grew up in working-class Queens, like Shaw, and she's disgusted by the flashy swindler he's become. Leoni has one great scene in which her character gets drunk with Stiller's and turns a little too forthcoming; it's a great reminder of what a natural comedienne she is, and it makes you want to see more of her.
The heist itself is, of course, completely ridiculous, but that's part of the point -- and part of the fun. Ratner keeps things moving so fluidly that you'll probably just roll with it. And his film is lighted and shot so beautifully (the work of two-time Oscar-nominated cinematographer Dante Spinotti) and it feels so substantial in terms of production values, you can't help but be drawn in. These feel like actual people doing actual stunts -- especially during the crime itself, which takes place during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade -- which sadly seems like a rarity in this age of computer-generated extravaganzas. 'Tower Heist', a Universal Pictures release, is rated PG-13 for language and sexual content. Running time: 104 minutes.

Anushka permits Sonakshi to date Ranveer

Anushka Sharma and Ranveer Singh are speculated to be couple. They have shared screen space in ‘Band Baaja Baraat’ and in various occasions spotted getting close to each other but the duo never declared their love in public and always maintained to be good friends. Reportedly, their alleged relationship has been broken up and lonely soul Ranveer went to Soankshi Sinha to get some solace.
Sonakshi too has some soft feeling towards Ranveer and she even said in an interview that she is fond of Ranveer and wished to date him. Hardly, did she knew that her wish will be heard by God so quickly, Anushka and Ranveer part ways and Sonakshi is now free to date her dream boy.
Rubbishing the report that Sonakshi and Anushka are in loggerheads as the ‘Dabangg’ actress came close to Ranveer, Anushka clarified, “Untrue. We are fine with each other. Are we are supposed to be at loggerheads because of a guy (Ranveer Singh)? It is so immature to fight with another girl for any guy. As I said in Karan Johar’s chat show, she is free to have Ranveer because I am not dating him.”

Well, now the equation is very clear, Anushka is not dating Ranveer and she has allowed Sonakshi to date her ex-flame.

Shilpa makes me run behind her, Raj

Shilpa’s influence on her businessman hubby Raj Kundra is clearly noticed. Just two years of happily married life and Raj is a changed person. He looks more fit and gone lean. He looks fitter, healthy by the grace of Shilpa. Shilpa Shetty is a fitness freak; she performs yoga regularly and also made Raj her follower.
“Shilpa makes me run behind her. Where ever she goes, I go and this in turn has made me fit and healthy,” jokes Raj.
Raj feels Shilpa is a perfect homemaker. “I love the food Shilpa prepares at home. Be it idli sambhar, dosas or the rotis she recently learnt to make. I must confess, she is the perfect partner to have- be it in life or in business,” Raj adds.
Shilpa has recently declared that she has taken a break from her acting career and would concentrate on her business and very soon would start her production company with Raj.
“We have finalised the script, the stars and the rest of the essentials for our first film. However, we shall divulge the details a little later. At the moment, I can only tell you that our film will have all the elements of a blockbuster- comedy, romance, thriller and entertainment, all in one.”

‘Keep Indian Streets Clean’ – Says An Angry Akshay Kumar



Well, Akshay Kumar recently tweeted a long message on the importance of keeping India’s streets clean. He feels that we keep our house and temples clean but throw the waste on the road. Well, Mumbai city is never known for its cleanliness and Akshay was provoked to say this on twitter when he saw one man carelessly throwing an empty cigaratte packet on the busy road. Akshay also posted a picture of him picking up the waste.
Read what Akshay had to say on this:
akshay-kumar-picking-up-ciguratte-buds-on-the-road-01“I’m going to start with an apology, I’m sorry for this negative message guys, its just that on days like today I cant stand the ignorance of some people. On my way to work this morning this guy really frustrated me. I had to get out of my car in the middle of Bombay traffic right by Mr Bachchan’s house, & literally pick up off the road an empty packet of cigarettes that this man decided to carelessly throw out his window without a second thought. Not only do we have to put up with the fact he smokes but we also have to deal with the fact that he doesn’t care a damn about his city or his motherland that God has so graciously provided for him. If we all treated the streets of India with as much love as we do our homes & temples, we would have 5 star ratings on cleaniness rather than being known as one of the dirtiest cities in the world.
I’m no angel, I drive a car, I fly in planes, sometimes I accidently leave the light on, but I consciously try everyday not to dirty or abuse our city. Question is do you? What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to our environment, something u walked away from that u wished deep down u hadn’t done? I know for sure the guy that littered in front of me today wont forget his actions. I must say I’m sorry for scaring him but don’t abuse India’s streets & maybe they wont abuse you! Dont forget, let me know ur bad habits :) sometimes writing about them helps u confront & consciously strive to better them. I cant help it i love my country, i just cant cant stand those who dont…”
What do you say? Do you agree with Akshay?

Movie Review: Miley Naa Miley Hum

Reviewed by Anna.M.M. Vetticad
Release date: November 4, 2011
Director: Tanveer Khan
Cast:
Chirag Paswan, Poonam Dhillon, Kabir Bedi, Kangna Ranaut, Sagarika Ghatge, Neeru Bajwa
The good thing about Miley Naa Miley Hum is that it marks the debut of a sweet-looking actor called Chirag Paswan. Politician Ram Vilas Paswan’s son has a pleasant presence on screen and a well worked out body (though I can imagine my mother smacking him between the shoulder blades and telling him to improve his posture). The other positive point is that I actually enjoyed Kangna Ranaut’s performance – it’s been a while since that’s happened! Here’s an actress who started off being so interesting but somehow somewhere lost her way with her awkward diction, poor voice modulation and disappointing choice of roles. In Miley Naa Miley Hum she looks refreshingly pretty and is genuinely funny playing a guileless, accident-prone model.
So what’s the story? Paswan Junior plays Chirag Mehra, a rising tennis star whose warring parents have torn him asunder all his life. He’s determined to divide his time between them until he finds a way to get them together again. So, he works at his father Siddharth Mehra’s vineyard but also travels to the city to help his mother manage her business empire. Trouble starts when mom (Poonam Dhillon) tries to fix him up with her London-based friend’s daughter Kamiah Malhotra (Chak De girl Sagarika Ghatge) while dad (Kabir Bedi) gets into competitive mode and promises him to Manjeet Ahluwalia (Neeru Bajwa), the daughter of his boisterous, rustic buddy from Bhatinda. Chirag is not interested in marriage, so in an inspired moment he points to a model on a hoarding (Anishka played by Ranaut) and claims he’s in love with her.
If you think about it, that précis is filled with promise, and the catchy song Katto Gilheri Chamak Challo Rani featuring a lovely-looking Shweta Tiwari arrives early in the narrative to suggest that this film will be an entertainer. But Miley Naa Miley Hum’s dialogues are amateurish, and the script fails to flesh out most of its characters or explore their relationships with any depth. So it’s nice to see older actors get so much screen time playing Chirag’s parents, but the reason for their animosity towards each other is never established although it’s the fulcrum of the film. We are told in passing that he was playing tennis while she was in labour, which led her to believe that the game was more important to him than his wife, but … naah, that sounds too flimsy to be credible. Again, since Chirag coped with his parents’ hatred for each other throughout his childhood, the circumstances that drive him over the edge as an adult don’t seem compelling enough; nor does the director manage to make us share Chirag’s desperation to re-unite mom and dad.
Manjeet from Bhatinda is a parasite, but Chirag seems fond of Kamiah from London … Why then is a sweet guy like him so insensitive to her feelings? Why does he not bother to explain to her his reasons for opposing their match? Manjeet, incidentally, is introduced to us in the film’s most ridiculous scene: Siddharth Mehra phones her father during her engagement party and expresses a desire to have her as his bahu; daddy dear simply gets off the phone and cancels her engagement … because apparently that’s what you do for a good friend … and when her fiancé’s family gets furious, Manjeet yells at them … because she blindly believes that her father must have a good reason for doing what he did, no questions asked! Yeah sure! Very convincing! Ranaut’s character Anishka is introduced to us in an understatedly amusing scene (she tastes sushi for the first time and describes it as “kachchi machchhi”) but she then disappears for a long gap, and nothing is done to keep her on our minds in the interregnum. The tennis match in the finale should have been a high-adrenaline experience but it’s not written or edited well enough for that. There is an adopted brother in the picture who loyally follows Chirag everywhere, but we are told little about him. Besides director Tanveer Khan is so focused on the hero’s looks that he allows the make-up artist to coat Paswan Junior’s face with too much pancake, while allowing spots to show on Ranaut’s skin in several shots.
We’ve seen children of broken or troubled marriages in other Hindi films (Akele Hum Akele Tum, Life In A Metro, We Are Family) but it’s unusual for Bollywood to deal with the impact of a parental split on adult offspring. Miley Naa Miley Hum is not insufferable, it’s even nice in places, but it sorely lacks depth! Still, there’s something likeable about debutant Chirag Paswan – and that’s something to hold on to.
Rating (out of five): *1/2
CBFC Rating: U without cuts
Running time: 125 Minutes
Language: Hindi

Loot Movie Review

Reviewed by Anna.M.M. Vetticad
Release date: November 4, 2011
Director: Raj Thakur
Cast: Govinda, Suneil Shetty, Jaaved Jaaferi, Mahaakshay Chakraborty, Prem Chopra, Dalip Tahil, Ravi Kissen, Mahesh Manjrekar, Mika, Kim Sharma
To fully fathom the bankruptcy of thought & the surfeit of cash in Bollywood these days, watch Loot! The film is about four crooks – Pandit (Govinda), Builder (Suneil Shetty), Akbar (Jaaved Jaaferi) and Wilson (Mahaakshay Chakraborty) – who are sent off to Pattaya to rob a house filled with valuables, but discover when they get there that they are in the home of the dreaded gangster Lala (Mahesh Manjrekar) who, as it turns out, is out to kill the don of Pattaya (Prem Chopra) and is being investigated by an unscrupulous cop (Ravi Kissen) who intends to use the evidence to blackmail Lala. That’s it – the story does not deserve more than one sentence!
Nor does this film deserve a cogent review. But I do have some questions for the team of Loot:
1. Why did anyone bother to make this film?
2. Why is Govinda (the only bright spark in this film) ruining our happy memories of the high points of his career by acting in such utter rubbish? If the industry no longer offers you halfway decent films, isn’t it better to retire or bide your time till something better comes along?
3. Why did this talented actor destroy his own career with his tardiness, his weight gain and what we’re told was extreme unprofessional behaviour although he’s said to be a nice guy? Will we ever again get to see Govinda – one of the funniest guys Hindi filmdom has ever known – in a worthwhile film?
4. Why doesn’t the industry have better films for Jaaved Jaaferi who too can be funny given a good, well-written role?
5. Does Suneil Shetty still think he can act?
6. Does The Artist Formerly Known As Mimoh believe that a change of name to Mahaakshay is more important than voice training?
7. Could someone tell the writer of this film to forget asinine language stereotypes of the sort that assume that Hindus say dhanyavad, Muslims say shukriya and Christians say thank you?
8. Could the director please tell me why his quartet of goons crawled down the railings of a multi-storeyed building’s fire escape instead of running down the steps during one scene?
9. Has anyone on the team of Loot heard of not-so-minor issues such as continuity? Wasn’t any production assistant monitoring the shooting of that scene in which Ravi Kissen is shown wearing one earring but in close-ups that were clearly shot later, he’s wearing two earrings and his hair is shorter?
10. Was there some significance to the scenes involving a doddering old man in a restaurant? Is old age meant to be funny?
11. (This one’s for the reader) Do you know Kim Sharma still acts in films?
12. Rakhi Sawant features in an item song right at the end. Why is her face frozen stiff?
13. And (apologies for repeating myself but I can’t help it) why did anyone bother to make this film?<
Rating (out of five): 1/2 star (only for Govinda)
CBFC Rating: U/A with cuts (The Censor Board banned Mika’s song Mere iss pe and got the words “choos le” beeped out from Rakhi Sawant’s item number Bank loot le)
Running time: 120 Minutes
Language: Hindi

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